Blog post comments are important. They're a fairly significant portion of our grade, and as such we write approximately one every week. With these stakes, you don't want to mess it up. As such, I, the alpha-level intellectual who is never wrong and is happily willing to inform the inferior mortals of my mystical techniques, will now inform the inferior mortals of my mystical techniques. Now, here's an important thing to remember: Reading the blog post is not necessary to comment. It's really a waste of time that you could spend playing video games or something. Instead, read the title. Next, consider the following question: Have I read this book? This is very important to know, as it will dictate how the rest of your comment will go. Speaking of the rest of your comment, let's talk about the rest of your comment. (That was a smooth segue, wasn't it?) The first sentence of your comment will usually either a) agree ...